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PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	883
Crops Grown:	7333	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6879	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crops Grown:	2188
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	169	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!