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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5425
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	6220
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	4681	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	15

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5502	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3379	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8174	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Magic Items Found:	5359
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Zombie Dances:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	New Chunks Explored:	322101

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)