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Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

Analysis, controversy, criticism, debate, discussion, influence, INFORMATION, intellectual, intelligence, ivy league, joe rogan, Media, Minecraft, New York Times, opinion, Podcast, Redemption, Rogan, Sam Harris, Sams, Server, society, trump, Wall Street Journal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

alive, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaHostageCraft, global crisis, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, hostages situation, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, Server, Terrorism, US officials, Wall Street Journal, world events

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBonerz

arousal, attraction, BlockBonerz, captivation, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Heat, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Passion, seduction, Sensuality, Spark, stimulation, temptation, turn on

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	104
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you ready to have your Minecraft world turned upside down and inside out? Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and loves to host impromptu fashion shows in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon strut its stuff in a diamond-studded cape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?

And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.

WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, anti-tourism, Backlash, Behavior, cultural sensitivity, destinations, ethical tourism, Europe, holiday, local communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, PROTESTS, respectful, Responsible, Server, social responsibility, tourism, Tourists, travel, travel tips, vacation, WanderlustCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up, fam! If you’re tired of those boring ol’ tourist traps in Europe, then come join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time sightseeing when you can be building your own virtual empire, amirite?

Picture this: You’re chillin’ in your virtual castle, sippin’ on a virtual potion, when suddenly a herd of virtual sheep come prancin’ by. You gotta protect your kingdom from those wooly intruders, man! It’s a battle for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map. Find ’em and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual diamonds, bro! Who needs to visit the Louvre when you can be swimmin’ in treasure, right?

So forget those anti-tourism protests, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, we have virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with virtual snacks, am I right?

KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!

Attack, children’s hospital, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, peace negotiations, Politics, Russian, Russian terror, sanctions, STOP, Terror, Ukraine, violence, War, world, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	6890
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥

SkyRunFitCraft

Aerodynamics, alternative transportation, Exercise, FANTASY, FITNESS, flying, Futuristic Concepts, health benefits, human abilities, human evolution, human potential, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, leisure activities, LIMITATIONS, limitations of human body, physical activity, Running, Sci Fi, SkyRunFitCraft, speculative fiction

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	9167
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	8645	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

hey u! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, on dis server, u can fly like a bird with no wings! u can soar through da sky like superman on steroids!

imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!

so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!

HandwrittenHilarity

academic performance, brain development, cognitive benefits, cognitive function, creativity, critical thinking, digital age, education, embodied experience, fine motor skills, hand-eye coordination, handwriting, HandwrittenHilarity, learning, memory retention, motor skills, Technology, thinking, traditional writing, Typing, writing by hand

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	974156
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

So, like, have you ever thought about how writing by hand is, like, way better than typing for thinking and learning? Like, seriously, there’s some super important stuff happening when you’re scribbling away on paper. It’s, like, all about those cognitive benefits, man.

Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.

So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!

BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	181	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?