walking out Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DentistDropoutCraft

AITAH, assistants, dental office, dentist, DentistDropoutCraft, Doctor, extra money, hectic, hygienists, office protocol, operating room, patient, perio charting, productivity, rude behavior, snapping fingers, snappy attitude, sterilization tech, temping job, walking out, X-rays

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	3133
Potions Brewed:	115	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	1244	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Emeralds Found:	318

Looking for a wild ride in the dental world? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the drama and chaos of working in a dental office! Our server features a snappy doctor who loves to snap her fingers at you like you’re her pet – but don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself and quit whenever you want!

Experience the thrill of running around taking x-rays and perio charting for the hygienists, all while dealing with a boss who has a serious attitude problem. Will you stand up to her like a boss or will you let her snap her fingers at you like a chump? Join now and find out!

But beware, things can get hectic in our dental office Minecraft server – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Who knew dentistry could be so entertaining? Join now and see for yourself!

SisGotCarButIGotBlocks

aita, Attention, brand new car, budgeting, CAR, christmas dinner, clothes, Favorite, Justified, MONEY, oldest, parents, ruining Christmas, SAVING, SisGotCarButIGotBlocks, sister, storming out, ungrateful, walking out

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never favor the oldest sibling over the younger ones! We believe in equality and fairness for all players, regardless of birth order.

Join us and experience a world where you can finally get the best loot, the coolest skins, and the most attention from our admins. No more feeling unappreciated or left out like in real life!

And don’t worry, we won’t just randomly give out brand-new cars to players who don’t even need them. That’s just absurd! Instead, we’ll reward you with epic in-game items and perks that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Join our server and let’s create a new, more ridiculous story together!

BdayBounceMinecraft

anger, BdayBounceMinecraft, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, discomfort, emotional boundaries, Ex-partners, Friends, Jealousy, misunderstandings, personal space, reactions, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, social situations, Trust, walking out

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	6133	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape relationship drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your way to happiness without any exes crashing your birthday party!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about unexpected guests showing up to ruin the vibe. Build your dream world and leave the relationship drama at the door – unless, of course, you want to build a drama-filled mansion, then go for it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own happy place. So come on over and leave the exes and their birthday party drama behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a house made of diamonds or obsidian!

BlockRageCraft

abandonment, biggest moment, BlockRageCraft, Breaking Point, Departure, Escape, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, giving up, LEAVING, leaving job, leaving relationship, leaving situation, overwhelmed, Quitting, reaching limit, resignation, throwing in the towel, walking away, walking out

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2403

come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

EngageRageMC

anxiety, anxiety attack, Best Friend, Breakup, engagement party, EngageRageMC, family, father figure, Friends, grace, Inheritance, introverted, love life, OCD, overreacted, passive aggressive, public proposal, refusing calls, Respect, walking out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life proposals gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise proposals from your boyfriend’s friends, no passive-aggressive Mimi’s, and definitely no inheritance threats from angry dads.

Join our server for a stress-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be swarmed with is diamonds and gold, not unwanted guests in your flat. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for having anxiety or mild OCD.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8810	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Explore, falseflaggers, Fans, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, unite, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	177	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

acceptance, coping with loss, DAUGHTER, daughter dies, dealing with death, death, dies, emotional maturity, emotional pain, Emotional support, family tragedy, gameplay, Grief, grief counseling, healing, Killer, life challenges, Loss, mature response, mourning, moving on, personal growth, resilience, Resist, RIP, strength, Undead, ZombieCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	555	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9906
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ores Mined:	7300
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

b.., BlunderCraft, DerpCraft, EpicDerpCraft, EpicFailCraft, FacepalmCraft, FailCraft, FailFishCraft, FailWhaleCraft, get her pregnant, good news, hurt, long trail tags, OopsCraft, Powerful, primal, Sorry., tags, Triplets, urge, WhoopsieCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.