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  • "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

    "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Infamous ChewCraft Disco Zone!

    Are you ready to dive into the dimension of absurdity where misophonia reigns supreme and pig squeals echo like the laughter of angels? Join our server where the laws of reality are flipped upside down and the only thing more palpable than the rodents on your keyboard is the sense of sheer bewilderment! Get your emeralds ready; the pickle trees are thriving!

    Server Features You Didn’t Ask For!

    FeatureDescription
    Invisible WallsPerfect for claustrophobic freedom! There’s just enough room to breathe, but not enough to escape!
    ACIDIC COWSThey moo in binary and will melt your shoes. Great for decoration!
    Unlimited High FivesSurprise! They disappear after you touch them! But only if you wear socks!
    Exploding ApplesCaution: delicious but very rude. They tell you your secrets at 3 AM!
    Mandatory SingingPlayers must harmonize without breathing. Care to join the symphony of chaos?
    Teleporting Extra FishEver wanted fish to pop in and out of existence? We got it! Try to catch them before they vanish!

    Player Reviews of Madness:

    “They said the pie was a safe word, but I only found glue!”

    “Why are my toenails singing on Sundays? I just wanted cookies!”

    “If the trees could talk, they’d demand tea with a side of frolicking squirrels…”

    “Help! My pickaxe is doing the Macarena and refuses to mine!”

    Join Us or Else!

    Gather your enchanted eggs and leap into the pandemonium of adventure, where reason takes a vacation and you might just find yourself eating spaghetti while riding a flaming llama through a literal wormhole. Don’t fear the lopsided mushrooms nor the dancing shadows, for every step here will lead you to an unforeseen existential dilemma!

    WARNING: Do not forget your snorkel while harvesting emotions; the Gummy Bear King is no friend to the timid. Bring your sanity or kiss it goodbye!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

    My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

    We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoSlipperZone Minecraft Server

    NoSlipperZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of walking on eggshells in your own home? Do you want to live in a place where you can break ice cubes at midnight without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building furniture on Sundays without any noise complaints. Our virtual walls are thick enough to block out any annoying neighbors, so you can blast your TV as loud as you want without worrying about disturbing anyone.

    And the best part? No need to wear slippers all the time! Feel free to walk around barefoot and cook up a storm in your virtual kitchen without any restrictions. Our community is all about living your best life without any unnecessary rules.

    So come on over and join us for a dinner party in the virtual world. Say goodbye to annoying neighbors and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. See you on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FlippinWifeNoHelp

    FlippinWifeNoHelp

    New Minecraft Servers

    🀣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

    πŸ‘ΆπŸΌ Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

    πŸ’ͺ🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

    🀯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

    🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DisaSis DramaCraft

    DisaSis DramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like you can’t share your good news with your family without feeling guilty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your dream car without anyone telling you it’s not the right time. You can even propose to your virtual boyfriend without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a place where you can finally have some joy in your life without the guilt trip. So come join us and let’s build a world where happiness is allowed for everyone, no matter what tragedies may have occurred in the past.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SnowflakeCraft

    SnowflakeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

    Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

    And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FruityCraft

    FruityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    FruityCraft is a new Minecraft server owned by the YouTuber, Fru! It has Survival with lots of awesome features, such as land claims, towns, custom items, and more!

    play.fruitycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YipCraft | Anti Grief πŸ›‘οΈ | PvE 🀝 | Friendly Community πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ | Enhanced Terrain ⛰️ | Ranks πŸŽ–οΈ | Quests πŸ“’

    YipCraft | Anti Grief πŸ›‘οΈ | PvE 🀝 | Friendly Community πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ | Enhanced Terrain ⛰️ | Ranks πŸŽ–οΈ | Quests πŸ“’

    New Minecraft Servers

    YipCraft | Anti Grief πŸ›‘οΈ | PvE 🀝 | Friendly Community πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ | Enhanced Terrain ⛰️ | Ranks πŸŽ–οΈ | Quests πŸ“’ Minecraft Serverdadawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    yipcraft.xyz

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Papa SMP

    Papa SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    100 years ago the great calamity swept the land with destruction and sorrow. Many met their fate, the remaining diminished over time leaving many incredible treasures behind. Now this once forgotten land has been rediscovered and is being repopulated. Whatever you find you may have. There are many riches strewn out throughout the land just waiting to be found.

    The few that survived the great calamity mysteriously continue to survive 100 years later, and are called The Ancients. The mystery as to why these survivors are blessed with long life remains.

    The Badlands is a land where the most incredible treasures can be found. Beware, magical spells such as keep inventory, land claim, teloporting and flying are rendered ineffective. Here only the most determined of explorers can survive. You may enter the Badlands through a specific set of portals. NEVER bring anything to the Badlands you are not willing to lose.

    The Arena is where disputes amongst explorers are settled and great treasures are won. It is a common occurance for explorers to bicker and fight. The Arena is a place for explorers to solve disagreements, win great riches, and ingrain their names into legend.

    The Weener Bandits are a rebel plague within the land who continue to terrorize the citizens. Please keep an eye out for male organ shaped statues and propaganda that may appear, built out of gold.

    The story continues to expand and develop from community input! Get involved and help decide what happens next.

    Java IP: stanimus.apexmc.co Bedrock IP: 51.81.59.198 port 19132

    stanimus.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cybermine

    Cybermine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cybermine.se runs a game server of the newly launched game Minecraft! The server started early in March 2011 and the cities have continued to grow ever since! On the server, there are three parts to visit and it is first and foremost the Survival part, where everything really happens. Then we have a MiniGames part and a PVP part, which you can read more about on the website.

    cybermine.se

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RandomVanillaServer

    RandomVanillaServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    As the name suggests, this is is a small vanilla server, which currently has very few plugins (custom discord chatbridge etc, made most of them myself, notthing touches gameplay though)

    Unlike other servers, there are no annoying plugins to tell you to vote for it on various websites daily in order to get unfair rewards!

    Chat reporting is impossible, due to your message getting refused by the server, then it takes the text + your username and sends it to everyone…If you want to be on the safe side though, you can join without the public key of your profile using a mod and send unsigned messages πŸ™‚

    Discord invite

    Feel free to do whatever you want, however, there are a few rules:

      be respectful to othersdon’t mess with the server operationdon’t use “hacks” (if you are unsure about a client modification, please ask)common sense/use your brainthe rules can get changed at any time

    45.93.251.113

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PheonixCraft Reborn

    PheonixCraft Reborn

    New Minecraft Servers

    PHEONIXCRAFT REBORN!!! CRACKED W/ UTHME!

    Hello everyone! Today we would like to invite you to come join our small community! We are a semi-vanilla server based around survival gameplay. To spice things up we’ve added guns, and airships, but suggestions and help are always welcome!

    Hope to see you soon!

    pheonixcraft.ddns.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WestMC Survival

    WestMC Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! πŸš€ Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!

    🌐 Java IP: play.WestMC.netπŸ’¬ Discord: discord.westmc.net/

    Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!

    WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin! πŸ”₯✨

    play.westmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • V For Vanilla

    V For Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with the best vanilla gameplay experience possible. We have minimal admin interference, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    VForV.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pitforge

    Pitforge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vote for this server ASAP to keep it alive! Pitforge is an RPG server with the Factions gamemode, created by PatP. It has been played on by Youtubers like Ssundee due to its unique raiding and base system. Players do not build their bases in the Wilderness, they build it in a specified plot. There is no claiming, and you can build a large base instantly. Recently, the population of the server has been declining as the Youtubers that have played on it quit the server. Let us hope it does not suffer the same fate as PatP’s other servers. Vote for this server ASAP to keep it alive!

    pitforge.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sanacraft

    Sanacraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sanacraft!

    we got a new IP again!

    proteus.fragify.net:25575

    New Dynmap link:DynmapSanacraft Minecraft Server

    We are a creative server working on a Steampunk mega city called Forgeheart. This has been our main project since November of 2012. From the grand palace in the centre to the ever increasing number of canal side houses. The cities continuing and constant growth is all down to our hard working members who add their own flare and artistic style to the servers steampunk theme.

    There is a huge variety of buildings in the city from Skyscrapers to Airships. We would love you to come and visit us to check out what we have achieved so far. This city is still growing and we are always on the look out for new builders to join us.

    If you would like to become a member of the server we require all new recruits to go through our tutorial which gives examples of the Steampunk theme and styles we use in the city. We encourage new members to use their own creativity while keeping to the theme set. We have a Skylands world set up for guests to do an application build for us so we can see your building talent first hand.

    We hope to see you in game soon

    The Sanacraft TeamAdditional NotesThe last Bastion of talented Builders!

    proteus.fragify.net:25575

    New Minecraft Server
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