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BarJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lolis roam free and the fun never stops! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our lolis are not your average Minecraft players – they are expert builders, redstone wizards, and PvP champions. Don’t underestimate their cute appearance!

2. We have a secret underground loli fight club where players can battle it out for epic loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never seen a PvP match like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who bestows gifts upon her loyal subjects and punishes those who dare to challenge her. Will you earn her favor or face her wrath?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items somewhere on the server. Can you find it before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure with the lolis! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this crazy world.

RelaxCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a road trip with four kids and a stressed-out wife? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like that pothole that made your niece drop her burger.

Experience the thrill of cleaning up messes in-game just like you did in your car at that rest stop. But don’t worry, there’s no need to ban eating and drinking here – in fact, it’s encouraged! Let loose, relax, and have a blast with a community that understands the struggle of keeping things clean.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a family road trip? Come on in and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’ll be a trip you won’t forget.

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5520	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

RegretCraft: No Ragrets

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical unicorn that grants wishes, except instead of wishes, it’s just really awesome gameplay.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.

So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2120
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6400
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4695

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

BlockyHostageFamFun

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	7857	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	8395
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

so like, this server is like, so crazy, man. you gotta join because there are hostages being held in buildings next to where you spawn. it’s like a real-life drama playing out in Minecraft. you can be the hero and save them or just ignore them and keep building your epic castle.

also, there are families living in those buildings too. imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold as you try to navigate your way through the server. will you be a good neighbor and help them out, or will you just steal their crops and run away laughing? the choice is yours, my friend.

and we even have first footage of the craziness happening on the server. you won’t believe your eyes when you see what’s going down. it’s like a soap opera mixed with a survival game. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SitDownCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4708
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear outta nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets even better! You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves. And guess what? You’re the guest of honor! So come on and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

eu1-free.falixserver.net:31893

Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2414
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.