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””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1911
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	8944	Crops Grown:	2277

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crops Grown:	8870
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2830
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	2712
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Potions Brewed:	98
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!