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ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3483
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	4368

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

affiliation, Allegiance, belonging, club, Commitment, Community, Dedication, devotion, die hard, Fan, fanaticism, football, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, smp, Soccer, sports, supporter, TEAM

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ores Mined:	694	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.