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HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	New Chunks Explored:	549349
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Star Shards Collected:	243	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	4491
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	764	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	2

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?