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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4959 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8109 |
Our server is perfect for early birds and night owls alike. Just like the husband in this story, you can enjoy some silent moments of sanity before the chaos of the day begins. And if you’re a night owl like the wife, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for staying up late and hating mornings!
But here’s the twist – instead of waking up your partner in real life, you’ll be responsible for waking up your fellow players in the game! Forget alarms and smartwatches, it’s up to you to make sure everyone is up and ready to play. And if you forget, be prepared for some snide comments and a few extra responsibilities thrown your way.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands the struggles of parenting and relationships, join us today! Just make sure to bring a coffee for your fellow players – it’s the nicest part of the day, after all.
