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> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	168
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond