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NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	327
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	6002
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3526
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Farms Harvested:	585
Villages Defended:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

BlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure

Adventure, anticancer therapy, BlockBuster47, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy challenges, cancer treatment, CD47, drug development, drug resistance, immune checkpoint, immune evasion, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, SIRPα, Targeted therapy, therapeutic targets, tumor immunology, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, UnEatable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is like no otha? well u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind! we got crazy builds dat will make u question reality, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds or a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like a zombie apocalypse where u gotta team up with ur friends to survive, or a treasure hunt where u gotta find the hidden loot before time runs out!

oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!