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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2487 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
