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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1017 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 555 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.
Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.