Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!
But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!
Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.
Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?
But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?
Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!
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Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No excessively offensive language | Keep the chat friendly and respectful. |
| No politics or other controversial topics | Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments. |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits | Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages. |
| Do not disturb other players’ property | Respect other players’ builds and belongings. |
| Do not build too close to other players | Give enough space between your builds and others. |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! | Treat others with kindness and respect. |
| No advertising | Avoid advertising other servers or services. |
A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.
A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.
A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.
