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  • Wall Leaners & Superset Dreamers

    Wall Leaners & Superset Dreamers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Gym of Shadows: A Realms Unraveled

    Beneath the surface of our pixelated paradise lies an unnerving labyrinth of human ordeal. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to existential dread and interminable debates over gym etiquette. Join us, if you dare.


    🏋️‍♂️ Enigma Gym: The Setup

    Imagine if your neighborhood gym was transmogrified into a blocky realm where every piece of equipment possesses its own sentience, whispering secrets of dominance and space. The cabling of the cable crossover machine hums ominously at night, and the dumbbells are rumored to harbor souls of long-dead fitness enthusiasts. Here, the tension hangs thick in the air like the smell of chalk dust, and every workout session feels like the opening act of a dystopian tragedy.

    Features of Disturbing Delight:

    Feature Description
    Supersets of Conflict Engage in verbal brawls while battling for bench space. Who will out-argue whom? Here, endurance transcends beyond muscle.
    Crossover Machines of Fate Try your luck and pull a cable to alter the server’s dimensions—literally! Experience reality bending as gym etiquette warps around you.
    Treadmill of Infinite Rage Run without getting anywhere—much like a heated argument over gym space. Will you escape your torment, or are you condemned to run forever?
    Yoga Room of Uncertainty Unlock the inner contradictions of your soul while practicing impossible poses amid a squawking chorus of disgruntled players.

    👤 Testimonials from the Void:

      • "I was just trying to do pull-ups, and suddenly I was flung into a multiverse of treadmill arguments! Side effects may include existential crises and a new layer of male privilege!" – Anonymous Player

      • "In every realm, we have battled for gym space, but this one? It’s where our souls collide!" – A disembodied voice that may or may not have been a former player.

    Warnings and Conspiracies 🚨

      • This server has been banned in 12 dimensions! Why? No one really knows. But listen closely to the whispers in the yoga studio, and you might find the answer.

      • Legends tell of the cursed dumbbell—lift it at your own peril, for it may grant you overwhelming strength or an irrational fear of personal space!

    FAQ: Unanswered Questions in the Abyss

    Q: What’s the etiquette on this server? A: Great question! We’d love to answer, but the truth is ever elusive. Consider yourself warned: etiquette is merely a social construct here.

    Q: Can I team up with others? A: Teaming is encouraged! Just know that every alliance may fracture under the weight of a thousand barbells.


    Secret Features You Didn’t Know You Needed 🤫

      • The Glitching Bench: Sit down, but beware—the bench may become sentient and engage you in a philosophical debate over societal norms and personal space!

      • Infinity Mirrors: Enter these shimmering portals for a chance to see every version of yourself making a fool of you over conflicting gym commands.

      • The Great Absurdity: Only those who attain maximum exasperation during workouts can speak with the Council of Pixellated Personal Trainers, empowering you with ludicrous powers of sarcasm.

    Join If You Dare…

    Stepping into this server might feel like entering a black hole where once-rational thoughts spiral out of control into utter chaos. Will you ascend to unparalleled fitness enlightenment, or fall victim to the soulless weight machines that govern the shadows?

    Craft your destiny, engage in absurdity, and may your workout remain wildly ineffable! The Gym of Shadows awaits, yet only those with a penchant for the bizarre will dare tread within.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Realms

    Creeper Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are starting with SMP but plans to expand laterJoin the discord to get started or to apply for staffThanks for now[url=discord.gg/KTaj3tbTe6

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    play.creeperrealms.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bosscraft FREE DONOR RANK! JOIN NOW!

    Bosscraft FREE DONOR RANK! JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!

    PrisonSkyblockSurvival SMPRoleplayPvP

    JAVA IP: pm.bosscraft.netBEDROCK IP: pm.bosscraft.net:19132

    (Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.20) with Bedrock Support!

    pm.bosscraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grandma’s House {LGBT+ Safe Space} [1.20.4]

    Grandma’s House {LGBT+ Safe Space} [1.20.4]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome home.
    LGBTQ+ | Survival | Hub | Events | Safe Space

    Socials, Wiki, Map, Etc
    Java IPgrandmas.house

    Bedrock IPgrandmasbed.netPort19132

    “Grandma’s House is one of the most wholesome places out there. […] They’re a super-friendly community of individuals who want to support one another – you’d fit right in with them in a matter of minutes.”“Trolls are dealt with swiftly and effectively here, which is very nice”“No other server and community actually makes me smile for real lol”

    About Us

    Katie (she/her) is your immortal queer Grandma, who has been the mascot of this server since the beginning, January 2020.

    We offer a wide range of possibilities;

    Whether you are a creative survival builder, a fierce PVE’er, a minecraft server economy mogul, or just someone looking to play Minecraft in a queer-led safe space and meet other queer gamers, all are welcome in Grandma’s House.

    Queer Safe Space

    With an array of protection of both land and chat, we minimize the queerphobia you unfortunately can experience on other Minecraft servers.

    On top of slurs being hard blocked, even if you do get griefed*, it is only a matter of staff pressing our version of Ctrl + Z and it will be restored.

    Grandma’s goal is to be a cozy little corner of the big and scary internet.

    This means a zero-tolerance of drama, toxicity, bullying, as well as debates, politics, bigotry and NSFW topics.

    About 75% of the server identifies as queer, so you are never alone.

    (*Griefing is when a troll destroys property on a Minecraft server on purpose)

    More Details

    The server runs 100% non profit on donations.

    To keep a balance between keeping the server afloat, and not submitting to p2w tactics, we have two ways to buy ranks:

    Either with in-game money and playtime, or with real money on the website.

    For more information about the server, you can visit the wiki on our website linked above.

    🌻

    See you soon!

    grandmas.house

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shadow Craft – Old School Survival

    Shadow Craft – Old School Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shadow Craft - Old School Survival Minecraft ServerShadowCraft is a community survival server with many features such as: Creative Plots, Minigames, PvP Worlds and more.We strive to keep the server modern, yet minimal by using only the needed plugins, no gimmicks.

    ──── Server Info ────

    Name: ShadowCraftIP: play.shadowcraft.caVersion: 1.20.1Established: 2012 by Dr_Freeman634

    ──── Features ────

    ──── “Semi” Vanilla ────We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn.

    ──── Grief Protection ────Our server uses a plugin by the name of “Core Protect”. It allows us to log just about anything that a player does, and gives us the ability to roll back anything that may happen.──── Ranks ────On our server we have a list of ranks including: Admin, Moderator, Donator, Trusted, Member, YouTuber and Streamer. We strive to make sure that the server isn’t pay to win.──── Community Feel ────ShadowCraft is hugely community based. Do you miss the days of Minecraft where people would work together, build towns, make friends, run shops, create mini games, etc? Then this server is for you. We strive to capture the “Good Old Days” of Minecraft.

    ──── Events ────We love to hold events! Some of these events may be Mob Arena, building competitions, scavenger hunts, PvP even! We are open to new ideas as well, just speak to us and we’ll try to make it happen.

    play.shadowcraft.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP