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  • DateCraft Minecraft Server

    DateCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward encounters of real life like our friend Gaven (19M) in Florida! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when Gaven showed up an hour early to pick up our player (24F) for a sushi date wearing a black satin bow tie.

    Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?

    Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!

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  • ServiceIndustrySMP

    ServiceIndustrySMP
    Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

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  • BabyNameBattles

    BabyNameBattles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).

    Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!

    But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

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  • NoMoreFoodieFriends

    NoMoreFoodieFriends
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

    We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

    So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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  • SweaterSassCraft

    SweaterSassCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

    But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

    So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

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  • MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date

    MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date
    Are you tired of hanging out with judgmental friends who can’t appreciate your height or your teetotaler lifestyle? Then come join our Minecraft server where height doesn’t matter and alcohol is nonexistent!

    Our server is filled with players who value kindness and acceptance, unlike some people we won’t mention. Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being judged for being short or not liking alcohol.

    Plus, rumor has it that Ian and Julia tried to join our server, but their avatars kept getting kicked out for being too judgmental. So come on over and show them how a real Minecraft player handles conflict – by building epic structures and making new friends!

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  • NoStrangerDangerMC

    NoStrangerDangerMC
    Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy story? Look no further! Our server is so packed full of excitement, you’ll feel like you’re dining at a table for four with a random old lady who just won’t take no for an answer!

    Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and awkward situations, just like the one in this story. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar predicament while exploring our server!

    Don’t be an AH by missing out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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