Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.
With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!
Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.
Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.
Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.
We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.
And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.
Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).
So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!
build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!
our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!
so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!
we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!
build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Oddly Bad Day | Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. |
| Terrible Tuesday | Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. |
| Flying Hell Fish Day | Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. |
| A Sacrifice for Peace | Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. |
| The Calm Before the Storm | Fridays are normal days without events. |
| A Somber Scent | Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. |
| The Fruits of Your Labor | Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. |
| Hell Day | If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. |
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. |
| What are the rewards for participating in events? | Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. |
| Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? | It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay. |
But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!
The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!
We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!
We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!
On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.
Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3
If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition? | Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in. |
| How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server? | The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe. |
| What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server? | Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations. |