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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time! -
BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge
Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.
So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.
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WeatherCheckMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the weather on my ill-fated trip with my sibling and their spouse? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner.Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!
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HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower
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AccentCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.
Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion
join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway ๐๐คฃ our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots ๐ฅพ๐ฅพ come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures ๐๐ฅ who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia ๐ join now and let’s make minecraft great again! ๐๐ฅ -
PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
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Near Vanilla
Near Vanilla Minecraft Server
Description Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. IP play.nearvanilla.com Website https://nearvanilla.com Requirements:
- 18+ only
- Mature and Respectful
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.
The โNearโ in โNear Vanillaโ:
- Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
- WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
- Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
- Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord
Apply through Discord here
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Yaoi Oasis 1.20.5
Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your favorite yaoi fanfic, then you gotta join this server!We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!
And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!
So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!
Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!