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CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
BlockyRentHikeCraft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.
plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.
so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!
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40AndHappyIn20s-MinecraftSMP
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, trying to figure out your purpose in life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let us show you the true meaning of life through building pixelated structures and battling virtual monsters.Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!
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TreeHuggerCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we cut down 500,000 virtual trees to build our epic virtual factory in Germany! We’re so eco-friendly, we offset the emissions of almost 3,000 virtual cars! Plus, our virtual trees drop diamonds instead of saplings. So come join us and help save the virtual environment while getting rich with diamonds! -
LNGShadowFleetCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
VitaCraft CancerCure Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS -
Sending Monkeys to Pluto – EDEN SMP: 1.21 Survival +18 Small Whitelist Java No-Reset
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Whitelisted, +18 Gameplay No teleport, no kits, no advantages Goal Create enjoyable, toxicity-free environment for long-term play Rules Use common sense, no hacking, no sensitive topics in chat FAQ
Why should you join us?
- No moderators/OPs, everyone here is just another player
- Survival-mode gameplay for long-term projects
- No custom enchants, purely vanilla experience
- Adult community with dedicated players
- Toxicity-free environment
How can I join?
If you’re interested in joining, add .chro on discord and request to be whitelisted. You will be given the IP and invited to the discord server.
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WhineCraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you whiners out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, lots of whining.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!