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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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