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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 825 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Votes: | 3397 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
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