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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Votes:	6448	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	2034
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	6

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mines Excavated:	3412
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	2202	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	704637
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	97	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!