Wacky Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.

I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.

And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.

So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.

Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	6263	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Comical, double take, dude, funny, Gender Roles, hilarious, humor, irony, Minecraft, odd, Pregnant, quirky, satire, smp, strange, Surprise, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5553
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

Wacky Furry Inflation Minecraft SMP

Archive, art, Document, Furry, Game, GOOGLE, inflation, long tail tags, Mega, Minecraft, pastebin, pastes, pokeflation, Requests, Sandbox, smp, sockpuppetofsins, StockExchangeCYOA, tags, Thread, Wacky, weekend, Write

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9639	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake or when a creeper started a dance party in the village square.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to laugh, build epic structures, and pull off ridiculous pranks on their fellow players. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, or participate in a sheep beauty pageant judged by a group of wandering traders?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

Animated Comedy, animated series, cartoon cars, children’s television, classic animation, Classic Characters, family bonding, family fun, fun for kids, Hanna-Barbera, home entertainment, kids entertainment, Minecraft, nostalgic TV shows, racers, racing adventures, racing competition, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons, Wacky, Wacky Racers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	5176
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Wacky Minecraft SMP Songs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden apples, and even a secret society called the Mannerbund who control the fate of the server with their mystical powers.

But that’s not all! We also have a jukebox filled with the weirdest and wildest songs you’ve ever heard. From cat meows to zombie groans, you’ll never know what you’ll hear next.

So come join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Wani’s Wacky Minecraft SMP – Taped Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	67	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and epic adventures!

– Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before!

– Need some funky tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures? Check out our Snoot Game OST playlist for some epic gaming jams that will have you grooving while you mine and craft!

– Looking for some spicy fanfics and art to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your creative needs!

– Want to chat with some AI chatbots in Minecraft? Our server has got you covered with our Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Gators, snoots, and epic adventures await you!

Wacky Wawa Minecraft Server

3D Anniversary Live, art source, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions Kiara, chimera, coupon codes, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Guests Soon, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, Pineapple, Pineapple MV, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep Talking MV, STREAM HER ALBUM, STREAM MIRAGE, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vita Ramen Collab, Wacky, wawa

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like attending a Hololive Stage World Tour every day! Stream Mirage and her album while building your own chimera in-game. And if you’re new to Kiara, don’t worry – we have streams to catch you up on all the madness.

So why wait? Use our coupon codes EARLYPHOENIX and KFPSERVER to join the insanity now. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Camellya, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Map, Minecraft, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors, Resonator Banner, Rewards, Rinascita, SEED OF FATE, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, Timeline, Version 1.4, Wacky, weapon banner, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	7572	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your dreams come true? Well, look no further than this server that sends you messages in your sleep! Yes, you heard that right, a message arrived in a dream and led you to this epic server.

Join us for the Resonator Showcase featuring Camellya – SEED OF FATE. But that’s not all, we also have a weapon banner for the Red Spring Sword because who doesn’t want a sword that brings spring wherever it goes?

And don’t even get me started on the events! We have a 7-day sign-in event where you get gifts of fleeting dreams. Because who doesn’t love a good dream gift, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Somnium Labyrinth – Somnoire Adventure Event and join the Pincer Maneuver Warriors in the Recurring Combat Event. And if that’s not enough, explore the Depths of Illusive Realm in the Phantasm Amass event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where dreams come true, messages arrive in your sleep, and swords bring spring wherever they go. And don’t forget to check out our emotes that will have you ROFLing all day long. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Emeralds Found:	689

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Votes:	6002
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1617

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4065	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1106
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runes Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!