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StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	1373	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2883
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5842

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8478	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4440

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	677921	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!