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CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, Rewatchable, RewatchableSMP, series, smp, television, Timeless, top rated, tv show

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	7959
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	2291
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	26

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	656902
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3139
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	37741	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2640
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.