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Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4234	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	344626	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Items Found:	5401	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	1032	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

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Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

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RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

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180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

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Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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CryCraftSwedeSass

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Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	673446	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5168
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9