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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	8539
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2997
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081

Starry Street Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a cosmic experience like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hoshimachi Suisei herself descended from the stars and blessed our server with her celestial presence. She sang songs that made the creepers weep and the Endermen dance. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, join us and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Hoshimachi Suisei and her Hoshimatic Project. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly stellar!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	5802	Dragon Eggs Found:	1615
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	2881
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

No Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	6710	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!