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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3283 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)