Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.
Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!
But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!
Reasons to join: 1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed! 2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching. 3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here! 4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?
join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.
come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!
Welcome to Blossom Server!
Dive into a unique survival experience on Blossom Server, where every adventure is a fresh bloom waiting to be discovered. Our enhanced world generation ensures breathtaking landscapes and hidden treasures around every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the wilds of Minecraft, Blossom Server offers a welcoming community and a vibrant world that evolves with you.
Features:
– Improved World Generation: Explore stunning, custom-crafted terrains with diverse biomes, unique structures, and endless opportunities for exploration. – True Survival Experience: Gather resources, build your base, and thrive in a challenging environment that stays true to the essence of survival gameplay. – Community Focus: Join a friendly and active community where collaboration and camaraderie make every journey enjoyable. – Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and new features regularly, ensuring there’s always something exciting to discover. Join us on Blossom Server and embark on an unforgettable survival adventure today!
147.185.221.20:29893
Tomoso SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server for people who enjoy the simpler side of Minecraft. We only use a select amount of data pack that adapt the standard Minecraft experience to be more suited to multiplayer.
Tomoso.mcserver.ws
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Sphinx was recently mass griefed, and we’re now getting her back on her feet. If you wish to be a part of this new chapter you’re incredibly welcome, the server is filled with amazing strong-minded different people and I’m sure you can find your place here.
Here’s a bit of information about the server so you can judge if it is something for you:
– the player base is majorly between 15- and 20 years old, we do not accept anyone below the age of 13.
– the server uses a voice-chat mod (proximity-voice-chat) to make communication fluent between members and keep it lively.
– the server had 2000 members but does now have 200, caused by the griefing of the discord (mass banning by admins)
– We have the mod called “Origins” but other than that we’re close to vanilla, this means we do not have mods like Claims
– As for the origins on the server, we have 20 of them, all tested to keep within the same style and make sure nothing is too OP.
– The rules allow a lot of fighting before staff intervenes, as the server is meant to appeal both to those who do and don’t enjoy pvp.
Discord link:
https://discord.gg/q3t6KctzFn
Welcome, and thank you for joining!
136.243.36.97:25881