Vulgar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	111313
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, Antagonistic, banter, blocky, CURSE, disdain, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, foul language, Hostile, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, Outburst, Outrageous, Profanity, Rude, smp, Swear, UNACCEPTABLE, Vulgar

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where the only rule is “Fuck You.”

We have a thriving community of players who love to grief, steal, and prank each other constantly. One time, someone built a giant chicken out of TNT and blew up half the server just for fun! It was hilarious.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Fight Club Fridays” where players battle it out in an arena to see who is the ultimate PvP champion. Winner gets bragging rights and a special title that lets everyone know they’re a total badass.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for going too far), then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you thrive on chaos and love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then welcome to our world. And remember, “Fuck You.”

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	159
Star Shards Collected:	257	Players Killed by Monsters:	7470
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	99	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

TrashCraft

Brash, Cheap, classless, crass, Flashy, garish, gaudy, inappropriate, loud, low-class, ostentatious, over the top, showy, SLEAZY, tacky, Tasteless, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Unrefined, unsophisticated, Vulgar

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

ToyBlocker420

action figures, Boundaries, Canada Day, collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family, generational differences, lego, love, nephew, parenting, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, Tantrum, Tonka Trucks, ToyBlocker420, Toys, Vulgar

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value toys more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of collecting virtual Lego sets, Kenner action figures, and Tonka Trucks. Our virtual basement is filled with treasures waiting to be discovered.

We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.

But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.

So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

America, America’s military, AMERICANS, Armed Forces, Duty, duty-bound, Military, Minecraft, national defense, no country scared of Americans, patriotism, Reporting, reporting for duty, Scared, service, Sir, smp, Soldier, tranny, tranny trooper, Transgender, transsexual, Trooper

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	957	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4944
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8706
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3129
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	9925
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	232
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!