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BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3274
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	4520
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7146
Crops Grown:	3294	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8279
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3129
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	685	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
New Chunks Explored:	688180	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	775
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8380	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	944612	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!