| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6762 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 8133 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6807 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.
so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!
so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9649 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 4550 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8489 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.
Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8180 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9918 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 3726 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 66 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.
But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 8263 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8598 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 931 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3139 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9168 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.
plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.
