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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7998	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Votes:	1301	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	48

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	6986
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7098
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!