VS memes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	842
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

advice, beneficial advice, beneficial tips, BlockyWisdom, eye-opening advice, helpful advice, life advice, life lessons, pearls of wisdom, strange advice, surprising advice, surprising tips, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, useful tips, valuable advice, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4697
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	195	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	2507
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7581
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Farms Harvested:	324
New Chunks Explored:	244008	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).