VRSTY Minecraft Servers

VRSTY Minecraft Servers

  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4946
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4660 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 2575 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9738
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 867
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 872896 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crops Grown: 9836 Magic Items Found: 8971
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Votes: 1595
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8032 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Emeralds Found: 6131
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 730
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2273
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 588
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Animals Bred: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9017
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Runes Activated: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4224
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Villages Defended: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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