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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	233
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5247
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1545	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	115
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	397	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1550	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	2847	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!