Our community is filled with players who will compliment your build while secretly roasting you for your terrible choice in block placement. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner gets to deliver a sly insult to the loser. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of and see if anyone can come up with a compliment that actually sounds like an insult.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! Just remember, we only accept players who can take a joke…or a thinly veiled insult.
Join us for the most epic and chaotic Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can have stampedes and mayhem happening all around you? Plus, we have the best pixel art of cows wearing sunglasses that you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth it just for that.
So come on over and join the madness! Just watch out for stampedes, they tend to happen when you least expect it. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you there, if you survive the chaos!
and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to chat with some of the ghosts and hear their crazy stories from beyond the grave. they’ll tell you all about their epic battles with creepers and their daring escapes from lava pits. it’s, like, the ultimate ghostly gossip session.
so, like, if you’re into all things spooky and supernatural, you gotta join this server. it’s, like, the most haunted place in all of Minecraft. plus, you’ll get to see some seriously impressive ghostly architecture. who knew ghosts were such talented builders? it’s, like, mind-blowing, man.
| Server Name | Matt’s Minecraft Server |
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| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Age | Active for a few days |
| Upcoming Event | Fighting the End Dragon within the next 3 days |
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To join the server, please fill out the application form using the link provided in the server overview above. Once you submit your application, you will be added to the server’s Discord for further instructions on joining.
The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you once you join the Discord server.
On this survival server, you can expect to collaborate with other players, build structures, gather resources, and participate in events like fighting the End Dragon.
Yes, there is a Discord server where players can communicate, share updates, and stay connected with each other. You will be added to the Discord server once you fill out the application form.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player was armed with a diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! They fought bravely, slaying the zombie chickens left and right until they emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory.
But that’s not all! On TRIARII edish, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build castles in the clouds, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.
So come join us at TRIARII edish, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
But wait, there’s more! Our recent Extra Drops Campaign will have you swimming in loot like a pig in mud. And who wouldn’t want to join a server with a Side Story called Kappa Summer Chronicles? It’s like a summer blockbuster, but in Minecraft form.
Plus, our upcoming Tower of Babyl event will have you climbing layers like a pro. And let’s not forget about the False Heroes rerun – because who doesn’t love a good villain comeback story?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like your survival guide in this crazy Minecraft world. See you there!
One player had such a severe allergic reaction to our “Beyond Meat” that they had to be rushed to the virtual ER. Turns out, our beans and peas can trigger virtual peanut reactions – who would have thought? But hey, at least they got a free ride in a virtual ambulance!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with unexpected twists, insane recipes, and virtual medical emergencies, look no further. Just make sure to have your virtual EpiPen ready, because you never know what might happen next!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more fighting over who gets to go to BBQs or grandparent sleepovers – you can have it all to yourself!
Forget about your dad putting his foot down and telling you who you can and can’t talk to. On our server, you make the rules and decide who your family is – even if it’s just you and your trusty Minecraft pet.
So come join us and let’s build a family that’s truly yours, without all the crazy step-sibling drama. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that’s always there for you? Let’s block out the haters and craft our own happy endings!