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  • Crafty Mom SMP

    Crafty Mom SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5697
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

    Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFBlocker420

    GFBlocker420
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9060
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 157
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

    Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

    Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

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    Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

    Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BookwormCraft

    BookwormCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5561
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketRumbleMC

    RocketRumbleMC
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4632
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

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    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RevelationMC

    RevelationMC
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1373
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 289 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Magic Items Found: 2760 Dragon Eggs Found: 585
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Farms Harvested: 236

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    A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

    revelationmc.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Differentiators SMP

    Differentiators SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 6460
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

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    ‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

    66.179.22.200

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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9476
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

    But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

    So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

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  • Thick Women Minecraft SMP

    Thick Women Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

    NormBeGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4358
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

    But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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