Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

taxar, taxar te voy, voy a taxar, voy a taxar te, Crafty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

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New Server IP
RussianAI2024ElectionHack

December 31, digital security, us elections, HACKING, Department of Treasury

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we found in apartment funded by russian government!!! our AI is so OP it interfered with 2024 US elections, like what even?? Department of Treasury be like “wut” on December 31, 2024 😂😂😂

join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even uncover some government secrets while you’re at it 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ who knows what you’ll find in our wacky server! plus, our russian-funded apartment gives off major spy vibes, so you’ll feel like a secret agent while playing 😎

come on, don’t miss out on the most scandalous minecraft server out there! join now and let the chaos begin 🤪🔥🕶️

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New Server IP
COVID Chaos Clinic

Diagnosis, post-COVID-19, economic costs, Clinic, patient support

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!

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New Server IP
Whispering Woods 1.20.4

outside, concern, Shooting, Party, fear

OMG, join our Minecraft server before a stray bullet hits your house! We have virtual guns to shoot instead of real ones, so you can stay safe while having a blast! Plus, our community is so lit that you won’t even notice the chaos outside. Come build and survive with us, it’s way better than dodging bullets IRL. Let’s game on and stay alive, fam!

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New Server IP
RedFlagCraft

undisclosed warning, silent signal, Personal, warning sign., hidden

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server and uncover the mysteries of the one red flag that no one else knows about. Rumor has it that this red flag is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious red flag? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sPlaneVisitMC

SECURITY, Politics, putin, Vladimir Putin, Diplomacy

yo, u ever wanted to be in a minecraft server where putin’s presidential plane visits the US like every day? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens in our server! come join us and witness the craziness as putin’s plane lands in the middle of your epic build, causing chaos and confusion for all! who knows what will happen next? maybe putin will challenge you to a build battle or maybe he’ll just chill and mine some diamonds with you. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
HostageHilarityCraft

Hamas, HostageHilarityCraft, negotiation tactics, Israel, Négotiation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hamas hostages being freed left and right, only 22 out of 34 though, so hurry up and join before they all escape! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! build, mine, and survive while watching the chaos unfold around you. join now for the most thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
Vitamin Deficiency Hospital

Vitamin, vitamin deficiency treatment, medical care, health crisis, vitamin deficiency

lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮

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New Server IP

WildCraftMC

Creative, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, Survival, custom fish

WildCraftMC Server Overview

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

WildCraftMC offers various unique features to enhance your gameplay experience:

Grief Prevention
Community
Ranks
Crates
Economy
Advancements

Additional miscellaneous features include Dragon Hunt Events, LWC Protection, Crazy Enchants, Clue Scrolls, Rocket Boots, Custom NPC Trades, Advanced Fishing, and Custom Fish.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	WildCraftMC offers a Grief Prevention feature where you can claim your lands to protect your builds.
How can I participate in server events and quests?	Join the server’s Discord server to stay updated on events and quests. You can also discuss suggestions or concerns regarding the community there.
How do I earn ranks on WildCraftMC?	You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to the server. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donor ranks allow you to support the community without daily votes.
What are Crates and how can I redeem rewards from them?	Crates can be redeemed by acquiring special keys from server events, contests, voting, and donating. Keep an eye out for monthly crate events for unique rewards.

MysticCraft Empire 1.20.1

1.20.1, guides, persona 3, Stage Plays, MysticCraft

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull! We got pre-registration for Persona 5: The Phantom X, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that hype train? Plus, we got Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- available on all platforms, so you can game and chill with your homies.

And don’t even get me started on the guides, art, music, and all that jazz we got going on. It’s like a virtual art gallery mixed with a concert, but in Minecraft form! Oh, and we even got a Persona ISO and concerts, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! We have a new and improved Birthday Chart, so you can celebrate your special day in style with your blocky buddies. And if you’re into drawing, we got a Draw Corner archive that will blow your mind.

So, like, join this server ASAP before the creepers come knocking at your door asking why you haven’t joined yet. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie or something. Just, like, click that link and enter a world of pure Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP

Voy A Taxar Te

WildCraftMC Server Overview

Features

FAQ