Vows that will make you cry Minecraft Servers

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, deep, deep water, discovery, fish species, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine discovery, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine science, marine species, MauriCraft, Mauritania, new species, oceanography, Reel, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8595
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

achievement hunting, administration, Challenges, city, Community, CONTENT, Customization, Events, explosions, FEDERATION, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Projects, PvE, Quests, rules, Server, Servers, Sim, smp, Stability, Survival, TAXES, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	121
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

consent awareness, cyberbullying, data privacy, digital footprint, digital security, ethical hacking, Gesslingo, internet safety, leaked photos, Nina Gessler, NinaCraft, nudes, online harassment, online privacy, online reputation, personal data protection, privacy breach, privacy violation, private pictures, revenge porn, Server, social media ethics, social media scandal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crops Grown:	5970	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!

RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

Bigotry, building, Didnt, disbelief, discrimination, DIVISIVE, guys, Hate Speech, Houses, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, meme, misconceptions, offensive, pixelated, prejudice, racial bias, RacistCraft, Racists, shock, smp, social media, Stereotypes, surprised, thought

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ores Mined:	7806
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!

ZombieRacism Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZombieRacism

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7378
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s crazier than your grandma’s subtle racism! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, I swear!

So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.

Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCreeperHideout

adoption, biological father, Communication, court proceedings, CraftyCreeperHideout, ex boyfriend, family, fear, job opportunity, long distance, Moving, privacy, Promises, protection order, Safety, Selfishness, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, video court, VIOLATION

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	4066
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	2120

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your location secret from crazy exes! Join us for a wild adventure as we protect our virtual homes from unwanted visitors and drama.

Our server is like a virtual witness protection program, keeping you safe from any potential threats while you build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t worry about your family giving away your location, because on our server, we take privacy seriously.

So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who knew Minecraft could be a safe haven from exes and nosy relatives? Build your dream home, explore new lands, and most importantly, keep your location a secret from anyone who might cause trouble. See you in the game!

AnimalFunz SMP

Animal encounters, AnimalFunz, Animals, Bonding, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable moments, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Pets, playful, smp, wildlife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	503	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or tamed a pack of wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can relive all your wildest childhood dreams of animal antics! Join us for a server where the cows wear sunglasses, the chickens do the cha-cha, and the sheep are secretly plotting a revolution. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own animal kingdom and rule the land with a hoof of iron!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, Connection, CraftyLoveCraft, DATING, emotions, facts, growth, Human Behavior, Intimacy, learning, love, Marriage, Mind Blowing, Partnership, personal development, Psychology, relationships, social dynamics, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2059	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old relationships in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, drama, and scandalous affairs. Who knew virtual relationships could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most mind-blowing relationships in the Minecraft world. Join now and prepare to have your heart (and blocky world) shattered!

UkraineCraft: Air-Defense Failures

#airdefense, air defense, Allies, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, eastern europe, european union, Failing.., Failures, follow through, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military alliances, military support, national defense, nato, pledges, SECURITY, strategic partnerships, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with epic battles and crazy adventures around every corner.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Ukraine allies joined forces to defend their land from evil mobs. But guess what? They failed miserably because they didn’t have the right air-defense pledges! Don’t be like them, join our server and get the best air-defense pledges in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!