Vow MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Vow to Be Same Sex Minecraft Server

Vow, Partnership, marriage partners, marriage for life, marriage promise

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where couples who marry vow to be same sex couples for life. like, u literally have to build a rainbow castle together with ur partner and defend it from evil mobs who are totally homophobic. but don’t worry, we got rainbow armor and unicorn swords to help u slay those haters. plus, every week we have a pride parade where we ride on rainbow llamas and throw glitter bombs at each other. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most fabulous minecraft community ever!

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MineCraftyActionServer

foreign policy, political statement, Strongest action, Vow, HUMAN RIGHTS

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the strongest action possible is always happening? well, look no further cuz on our server, we got albanese vowing to act if any australian fighting for ukraine gets executed by russia! like, who even knew minecraft could get this intense, right? join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, cuz anything can happen on this server! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this wild ride!

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VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

self-discipline, Failure, unfulfilled promise, VowNeverDoneIt, resolution

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BeirutBoomCraft

hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, iran, Political, Tension

join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and explosions that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! we promise you’ll have so much fun blowing things up and taking out your enemies just like in real life! plus, we have a secret mission where you can avenge the top IRGC officer killed in a Beirut strike by taking out Nasrallah himself in a virtual showdown! come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate revenge quest!

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SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Assurance, loyalty, smp, long-term commitment

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

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Amagami’s Pixel Playhouse

violence, Manga, Thriller, Survival, rape

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing getting “raped” is Yuna’s chances of survival! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter). Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious moments, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Don’t miss out on the Yuna getting “raped” chapter today – it’s sure to be a wild ride!

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BLAZE SMP

Cross-Play, semi anarchy, server environment, Features, Unique

Introducing Blaze SMP

At Blaze SMP, we pride ourselves on offering a unique server environment that strikes the perfect balance between the structured gameplay of a traditional SMP server and the thrilling chaos of semi-anarchy.

Join us at Blaze SMP, where we officially launched on 3/12/2024 at 7pm CST! Experience the excitement firsthand and discover all the incredible features our server has to offer. We look forward to welcoming you to our community.

https://discord.com/invite/gqWeh5MGua

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CraftyBBC – Where blocks meet banter, memes and epic adventures! Join now for a LOL-tastic time! #minecraft #gamer #fun

Meet, Adventures, BBC, Time, blocks

Are you tired of boring old white men? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the BBC reigns supreme? Come on down to our server where we have epic battles between BBC warriors and average white dudes. Will the BBC conquer all? Will the white men rise up and take back the server? Only one way to find out – join us now for an unforgettable and hilarious experience! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and politically charged? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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BrokePixelCraft – where you don’t need cash to have a blast! Join now for non-stop laughs and epic adventures! #freegaming

dont, financial constraints, inexpensive entertainment, budget-friendly games, budget gaming solutions

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are friendlier than your neighbors and the diamonds flow like waterfalls! Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, shenanigans, and of course, pixelated madness.

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: 1. Our pigs can fly and ride skeleton horses like pros. Who needs regular old pigs when you can have a flying mount? 2. Our villagers are expert negotiators. Need some emeralds? Just trade a few stacks of dirt and watch the magic happen. 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats in the End dimension. Who knew the dragon had such musical talent?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

FAQ:

| Question | Answer | |—————————————————–|———————————————————————————————| | Can I ride a chicken into battle? | Of course! Our chickens have been training in the art of combat and are ready to kick butt. | | Is it true that our cows can break dance? | Absolutely! Our cows have some killer dance moves that will leave you in awe. | | Can I challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? | You bet! The dragon loves a good dance battle and will boogie down with you all night long. | | Are there secret treasure chests hidden everywhere?| Indeed! Keep your eyes peeled for hidden loot chests filled with epic goodies. | | Can I build a house made entirely of cake? | Sure thing! Our server is a sugary paradise where you can build to your heart’s content. |

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MineFort – Trendy Minecraft Server for Fortnite Fans /fng/

trendy, Store Rotation, Mission Alerts, Stat tracker, rocket racing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us now for a fun and crazy experience like no other!

🤣 Outrageous Reasons to Join: 1. Our server has diamonds raining from the sky every hour! Yeah, that’s right, free diamonds for everyone! 2. We have a special potion that turns all the chickens into flying pigs – watch them soar through the sky! 3. Our admin team does funny skits in-game every Friday night – prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! 4. Every time you mine obsidian, a herd of friendly wolves appears to keep you company. They even do tricks!

🧐 FAQ/Question Answer:

| Question | Answer | |———————|———————–| | How do I join the server? | Simply type /join and you’ll be transported to our wacky world! | | Can I ride the flying pigs? | Of course! Grab a saddle and hold on tight! | | Are there any hidden Easter eggs on the server? | Oh, plenty! Keep an eye out for a talking sheep who gives out top-secret loot! | | What happens if I accidentally blow up my house? | Don’t worry, our resident wizard can reverse time and undo any explosions! |

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and let the fun begin! 😜🎉

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