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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1251 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 8036 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)