OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS
TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour
MineCraftyPolitics
join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of politicians out of blocks! you can be the prime minister of your own little block kingdom and pass laws like “everyone must wear a pumpkin on their head on tuesdays.” we have a special event where we reenact the UK general election but with pigs and chickens running for office. come join the fun and see if you can lead your party to victory! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamond blocks, shh don’t tell anyone!
MineCraft Mayhem: Sunak Surrenders
lol imagine a world where the labour party wins an election. that’s basically what you get when you join our minecraft server. it’s like entering a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
MineCraftMayhem: ToryTakedown
Are you tired of boring politics and ready for some epic Minecraft battles instead? Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Labour and the Tories in a virtual world! Will Corbyn’s creepers defeat Boris’s skeletons? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear in-game. So why waste time on real-world politics when you can have way more fun here? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Beanstalk SMP: Where we like our beans like we like our coffee – strong and sprouting!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP 38.133.155.215 See our discord when you join!
We offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay as intended by the developers!
Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!
Powerful server! High view distance!
Rules
No griefing, cheating, or stealing— we use CoreProtect and it will be caught and rolled back and you will be banned! PvP only with consent. Difficulty is set to Hard!
Features
Survival Multiplayer Discord Protection from grief and stealing Powerful dedicated server Hard difficulty Friends, Challenge, and Inspiration What we do NOT have
* NO fancy spawn (unless you build one)!
* NO teleporting or item-spawning!
* NO world border or excessive rules!
* NO donations, voting, or ranks!Respect and Common Sense!
Survive and Be Epic!
Server IP 38.133.155.215 FAQ
Q: Can I grief, cheat, or steal on the server?
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing, cheating, and stealing. Offenders will be banned.
Q: What is the difficulty level set to?
A: The difficulty level is set to Hard.
Q: Are there any restrictions on PvP?
A: PvP is only allowed with consent.
Q: Is there a world border or excessive rules?
A: No, we do not have a world border or excessive rules.
Q: Are donations, voting, or ranks allowed on the server?
A: No, we do not allow donations, voting, or ranks.
Q: Do you have a fancy spawn area?
A: No, unless players build one themselves.
Q: Is teleporting or item-spawning allowed?
A: No, we do not allow teleporting or item-spawning.
CraftyLabourLandslide
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire and rule over all the noobs who dare to cross ur path. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows instead of blowing u up.
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will automatically become a pro minecraft player and be able to mine diamonds with ur eyes closed. plus, u might even find a secret portal dat leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the epic adventure dat awaits u on dis server. who knows, maybe u will be da one to discover the legendary golden pickaxe dat grants u unlimited power and makes u the ruler of all minecraft realms.
LabourCraft Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!
Khamenei’s Low Voter Turnout Craft
come join our minecraft server, where the election turnout is lower than expected but the fun is higher than a giraffe on a trampoline! khamenei himself said this server is the bomb dot com, and he’s not wrong! we’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a circus, and more excitement than a toddler on a sugar high. join now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?
CraftyMarinePenRussia
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than russia cheering for marine le pen in a french election! we got crazy builds like the eiffel tower made out of cheese and a roller coaster that goes through the russian winter. our players are as wild as a bear on a unicycle and we have events crazier than a babushka breakdancing competition. join now for a party that will make you say “sacre bleu!”
BlockParty Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? u got these french peeps, they all like “nah fam, we can’t let the far-right win” so they all join forces and bow out of the race together. it’s like a big ol’ party of unity and stuff. and now they’re all like “yo, come join our minecraft server, we got crazy builds and epic battles, plus we’re all about that unity vibe, ya know? so come on in and let’s block that far-right together, one block at a time!” it’s gonna be lit, fam.