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Coal to Gas Shift: GOP Takeover
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RubioCraft2020
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where even politicians can’t resist the urge to vote? Well, on our server, Marco Rubio got a whopping 99 votes for Sec of State because he promised to build a diamond castle for every player. But don’t worry, every other Sec barely met the threshold because they were too busy trying to mine for rare ores to focus on their campaign. Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you!
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SingleCraft: Redstone Revolution
ya know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? the fact that unmarried folks are more likely to vote for democraftic presidents on this server! why, you ask? well, it’s cuz they got more black voters and less religious folks in their ranks! so if you wanna join a server where politics are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs, come on over! who needs a diamond sword when you got these spicy debates to keep you entertained?
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BallotBoxBoredom
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BlockyLatinoVoteFlip
Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and discover the secret to turning Florida blue – by building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players from all over the world. Our server is so magical, even the most stubborn Floridian will be voting blue in no time!
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