if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.
plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds.
Oh, did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of chickens? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, I voted.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.
So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and create the most absurd builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have regular meme contests where the winner gets to turn the entire server into a giant dancing banana for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
1. Our server is so immersive, it’s like you’re actually living in a visual novel! Experience heart-pounding romance, intense drama, and mind-blowing plot twists all while mining for diamonds.
2. Need tech support for your Minecraft VN experience? Just follow these simple steps: change your locale to Japanese, read the Readme (if you can find it), and copy and paste error messages into DeepL. It’s foolproof, trust us.
3. Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our server! We’ve got everything from cute catgirls to mecha battles to time-traveling samurais. You name it, we’ve got it.
4. Want to chat with fellow VN enthusiasts? Our community is the place to be. Share your favorite routes, debate best girls, and bond over your shared love of pixelated romance.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience visual novels like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.
But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.
So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!
Our server is run by the one and only Mint Fantome, a Minecraft legend known for her epic builds and hilarious antics. She streams all her crazy escapades on her YouTube channel, where you can witness her conquering the virtual world one block at a time.
But that’s not all! Mint also hosts the Mint & Matara Podcast, where she discusses all things Minecraft with her trusty sidekick Matara. Tune in for some juicy gossip, outrageous stories, and maybe even a few secrets about the server.
And if you want to show off your love for Mint Icecream Edition, we’ve got merch! Rock the latest podcast gear and let everyone know you’re part of the coolest Minecraft community around.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you go Mint Icecream Edition, you’ll never go back to plain old vanilla servers again!