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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1409 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ