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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2981 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ