Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself, and declare yourself the supreme ruler of the server without anyone batting an eye. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself?
So forget about politics and join our Minecraft SMP where the only campaign slogan is “Vote for me or else!” Let the madness begin!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.
Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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| Server IP | 64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5) |
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| Description | Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay. |
| Additional Information | Rules & additional information can be found on our discord: https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN |
A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.
A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.
A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.
But that’s not all, we also harness the energy of lunar eclipses to boost our gameplay, consult horoscopes to determine our mining strategy, and spread good karma by helping fellow players. Just be warned, if you don’t believe in the power of positivity and manifesting, our founder might unleash her wrath upon you – she’s like a spiritual warrior princess!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the universe has our back and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry angels). See you in-game, and may the good energy be with you!
Do you want to build your own virtual agency in Minecraft? Do you dream of managing a team of virtual idols while fending off creepers and zombies? Then this is the SMP for you!
Imagine a world where former corpo talents roam free, creating their own identities and forming alliances with other players. It’s like a virtual idol agency meets Survivor, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane journey through the world of vtubers and mascots. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual superstar in our crazy Minecraft universe!