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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7177 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3875 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.
well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.
join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!
