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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ores Mined:	1188	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Animals Bred:	178
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	176	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1548	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	5438	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!