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  • Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

    Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 626
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

    Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3059
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Villages Defended: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Emeralds Found: 499 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Towns Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2799
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 708
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

    Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9246
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6387 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! πŸ’ŽπŸ’ͺ

    CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! πŸ’ŽπŸ’ͺ
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6046
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

    PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6926
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Potions Brewed: 161

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4300
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Carb Coma

    Crafty Carb Coma
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6601
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7983 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

    Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

    But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

    So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

    YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 485
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2255
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Votes: 8682 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

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