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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8866 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!